David has a theory. I shall call it The Morning Breath Theory of Urpiness. Basically, he's positing that everyone's breath is always about half a leaf of spinach away from being gross. With as many mints and gum packs sold, it is a pretty good theory. He further posits that because a Preggers' senses are so sensitive, the normal background breath breaches into the gross category all the time causing the icky nauseous feelings so many women go though.
This makes perfect sense to me. If candles and other scents can make us so sick, why not nasty morning breath and the taste that goes with it? This also explains why mints, ginger, lemon, and all those "clean" tastes and smells make it all better. I've been chomping extra-strength mints and brushing my teeth often and the nausea is almost completely gone! Now my mom said she had very little morning sickness, but she also has good dental hygiene and a strong stomach to begin with.
Hope this helps!
Makes sense to me. Want to go to bath and body works and smell all the candles? :)
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